I'm so sorry Minh-Thu - I cannot apologise enough that this caused offence. I was actually trying to be totally ironic, as suffice to say the Inner West has a great deal of vegans, and we are indeed in the Inner West heartland. In similarly feeble attempts at humour, I have told people that the food here is lousy, and that only one person the previous week got food poisoning. I've spoken about how low-cal our (high calorie) desserts are, and I've often enthusiastically plugged food items that are not (and will not ever be) on the menu, like Prawn Bisque, Chicken Cacciatore, etc etc, and again it's my rather sad attempt at being tongue in cheek. Again, please let me express my apologies and regrets to anyone that took offence. We do indeed serve delicious cheese-less pizzas, which are very popular, and negate the comments I was making. I shant make any such jokes in future, and I really appreciate your review and your frequent patronage of the venue.