What a bizzare review. Your assessment is correct, we are a takeaway service only. And one bench and a decaying log is exactly that - what on earth were you expecting? If we put benches out we cease to be a takeaway service, so your suggestion to do so is naieve at best. Funnily enough, when logs are left out in the elements, they decay. A quick flick through a GCSE geography textbook will remind you of this. And yes we do welcome dogs, and we ask that owners clear up after their dogs. We have a large area where people can sit and take a rest. I'm not going to walk all over it, picking up other people's responsibilities. I certainly don't expect any of my staff to either. At the end of the day, this is a rural setting, in which people need to apply common sense and watch where they're walking. Finally, you've made the classic reviewers faux pas of reviewing us on something we don't offer. We have no desire to install a coffee machine. If I want business advice I'll seek it from a business adviser, not an aerobic instructor. We don't sell enough coffee to justify the investment of anything more than a filter coffee machine. Besides which we've never had complaints before. We are primarily a farm shop, offering an ample selection of hot food and drink at the weekends considering our setting. We are always improving in ways we want to improve. I'm quite satisfied with your 1 star review as I shall take it as confirmation that you will not be visiting our premises again.